Crappy puns abound after patrons hit by flying poop at Disneyland
Eleven adults and six children were struck by flying goose poop at Disneyland on Friday night. Luckily, a Hazmat team quickly came to the rescue — there'd been a report that the victims were struck by human feces, which prompted an emergency response.*
Luckily, the team quickly discovered that wasn't the case. Just goose poop! ** one was harmed.
Anyway, Twitter came through with just about all the shitty jokes you'd expect. Come on **w, stop holding your **se — you're **t above them, either. Read more...