Crappy puns abound after patrons hit by flying poop at Disneyland
 

Crappy puns abound after patrons hit by flying poop at Disneyland
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Eleven adults and six children were struck by flying goose poop at Disneyland on Friday night. Luckily, a Hazmat team quickly came to the rescue — there'd been a report that the victims were struck by human feces, which prompted an emergency response.*

Luckily, the team quickly discovered that wasn't the case. Just goose poop! ** one was harmed.

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@AnaheimFire at Disney with reports of guests hit with fecal matter. Approx 20 guests impacted. Appears to be geese that flew over. ** crime

— Anaheim PD (@AnaheimPD) June 10, 2017

Anyway, Twitter came through with just about all the shitty jokes you'd expect. Come on **w, stop holding your **se — you're **t above them, either. Read more...

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