Iâ??m fucking kidding of course. This yearâ??s Oscars red carpet was about as glamorous as a back alley gluteal augmentation. Not even red carpet darling Billy Porter could save this parade of half-baked ideas which ranged from Saoirse Ronanâ??s front butt ruffle to Laura Dernâ??s titty-tassels. The real kicker is that, for reasons I will […]