World Cup Day 8: I, For One, Welcome Our Superhuman Striker Overlords
There's ** shame in conceding defeat to an opponent with skills that make your jaw drop. And so it was with England vs. Luis Suarez — sorry, I mean England vs. Uruguay — in the Arena Corinthians in São Paulo Thursday.
Suarez's fitness has been touch and go up until this point in the tournament, and he's still **t judged to be fully fit. But you would never have k**wn that from watching his performance. For his first goal at the end of the first half, Suarez knifed straight through the English defense, casually k**cked the ball past keeper Joe Hart, then, without breaking his stride, took his toothy grin to the corner post for a jubilant celebration, his fingers making pew, pew motions Read more...