When Trump boarded Air Force One on Feb. 1, it was a particularly windy day. As he marched up the red staircase, something spectacular happened by way of Mother Nature's #resist-ing: his Hair was literally blown over by a Gust of wind, revealing the landscape underneath his "contained island" of gauzy blond.
We don't yet know if the president has seen the photos or videos of his Hair attempting this great escape, but we can all assume we will hear About it at some point in the near future, be it via Twitter or a white knuckled-press conference. But it's pretty safe to say that the worst case scenario will consist of yet another stinging rebuke of the lying media, a dismissal of the entire situation as fake news. Conversely, the best case scenario? He will declare war on his own scalp - though granted, he already appears to be at war. . . considering his head appears to have its own DMZ.
03-04-2018, 06:17 PM
Feminist Icon Mother Nature Reveals the Truth About Trump's Hair With a Gust of Wind
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