Relieving the stress of flying often requires more than extra bag of mini-pretzels.
After a long day, a Southwest Airlines Attendant on a Flight to Salt Lake City incorporated a few one-liners into her usual safety spiel for some much-needed comic relief. You might have heard a few wise*****ing versions of the safety an**uncement before, but we doubt you've heard this many delivered this fast
She invited *****rs to step outside for a puff, apologized for anyone traveling with small children and encouraged passengers to compliment the attendants' good looks. The cabin pressure masks (costing 75 cents for the first minute) should deliver a flow of gin, she added — oxygen. Read more...