Is a hot dog a sandwich? The jury?s still out on this question, which has somehow managed to animate vigorous semantic debates. Last Friday, during the Atlantic Coast Conference?s Media Days weekend, University of Miami football coach Mark Richt was asked this question by someone in the audience during a press conference. He evaded it entirely?or, really, answered it in the most circuitous way possible. Richt whipped out a **tepad and pen and explained what a sandwich was, diagramming, meticulously and with great enthusiasm, the best way to eat it. Mark Richt's sandwich philosophy is just amazing: pic.twitter.com/Gk3Ou8thhA? David Hale (@DavidHaleESPN) July 14, 2017 6 Game Day Snacks in 1 Humongo, Easily-Potlucked sandwich by Food52 How To Pick the Right Bread for a sandwich by Talia Ralph Here it is, folks: The deceptively simple act of consuming a sandwich, assigned a calculus of rigor and sophistication. Richt's is a five-step rule, repeated twice, resulting in 10 total steps. Imagine the sandwich as a map, Richt tells us. Cut the sandwich diagonally, with the wider end of the sandwich facing you. Bites 1 and 2 correspond to the two corners on the side closest to you. Bite 3 is right n the middle in between the two (this constitutes the sandwich?s soul?its ?filet,? as Richt says). Bites 4 and 5 are split between the remaining slab?whatever your mouth can manage to chew in two bites. You then repeat the process on the other half of the sandwich. Miami's @MarkRicht just diagramed us out "The 10 Bite Sandwich" after someone asked him if a hotdog is a sandwich at #ACCKickoff: 🙌 pic.twitter.com/oT8QKaW0vK? RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) July 14, 2017 This applies to square sandwiches, but that?s pretty much the only prerequisite for following Richt?s rules. I tried it last night, and, surprise, it worked just fine. A slapdash peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich, its pleasures reduced to 10 algebraic bites. Disagree with Richt? Let us k**w in the comments.
07-25-2017, 11:47 PM
The scientific, 10-step way to eat a sandwich
Is a hot dog a sandwich? The jury?s still out on this question, which has somehow managed to animate vigorous semantic debates. Last Friday, during the Atlantic Coast Conference?s Media Days weekend, University of Miami football coach Mark Richt was asked this question by someone in the audience during a press conference. He evaded it entirely?or, really, answered it in the most circuitous way possible. Richt whipped out a **tepad and pen and explained what a sandwich was, diagramming, meticulously and with great enthusiasm, the best way to eat it. Mark Richt's sandwich philosophy is just amazing: pic.twitter.com/Gk3Ou8thhA? David Hale (@DavidHaleESPN) July 14, 2017 6 Game Day Snacks in 1 Humongo, Easily-Potlucked sandwich by Food52 How To Pick the Right Bread for a sandwich by Talia Ralph Here it is, folks: The deceptively simple act of consuming a sandwich, assigned a calculus of rigor and sophistication. Richt's is a five-step rule, repeated twice, resulting in 10 total steps. Imagine the sandwich as a map, Richt tells us. Cut the sandwich diagonally, with the wider end of the sandwich facing you. Bites 1 and 2 correspond to the two corners on the side closest to you. Bite 3 is right n the middle in between the two (this constitutes the sandwich?s soul?its ?filet,? as Richt says). Bites 4 and 5 are split between the remaining slab?whatever your mouth can manage to chew in two bites. You then repeat the process on the other half of the sandwich. Miami's @MarkRicht just diagramed us out "The 10 Bite Sandwich" after someone asked him if a hotdog is a sandwich at #ACCKickoff: 🙌 pic.twitter.com/oT8QKaW0vK? RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) July 14, 2017 This applies to square sandwiches, but that?s pretty much the only prerequisite for following Richt?s rules. I tried it last night, and, surprise, it worked just fine. A slapdash peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich, its pleasures reduced to 10 algebraic bites. Disagree with Richt? Let us k**w in the comments.
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