I GET IT. It's a "phe**menal show." Fine, whatever. But I don't want to watch it. don't ask me why. I just don't want to.
But with Season 7 of Game of Thrones premiering July 16, it's time for all of us **n-watchers to prepare for an onslaught of conversation regarding the ****** that will seem absolutely never-ending. So, I have come up with a few fool-proof ways for you to be a part of the conversation without ever watching a single episode. I promise they'll work.*