Well, if you're a customer of the dark Web marketplace AlphaBay who happens to have an untold amount of cryptocurrency tied up in the enterprise, the answer is clear: You start freaking the fuck out.*
Oh, and allege that the proprietors of the site have stolen all your Bitcoin for good measure.*
However, thankfully for those trying to buy everything from ***** to Australian Medicare cards, the situation may be a lot simpler than what first meets the eye.*