Congratulations, Calvin Harris! You won 'The Bachelorette'!
What is the Bachelor Mansion if **t a hopeless place?*
Don't ask me for the details on bending space and time, but I k**w for certain in my heart that Calvin Harris and Rihanna's "We Found Love" was written from Harris' experience vying for the heart of JoJo Fletcher.*
But it doesn't matter that the specific physical form we k**w **w as Calvin Harris (a stage name selected because it's "racially ambiguous") was never in the running. Some ex-football player with a famous brother ultimately got the final rose, but Calvin Harisses everywhere won. Because aren't they all just basically Calvin Harris?* Read more...