“First, the accents: these beautiful vowel sounds could have been yours,” said the British host. “But instead, from sea to shining sea, you speak like you just burnt your tongue on a hot apple pie.”
Other things on the list are bowler hats and mince pies,*"which are a lot like British people themselves: a hardened outer layer gives the impression of composure but under the surface it's just a hot fucking mess." Read more...