The most enjoyable thing about The Shallows is looking forward to seeing The Shallows —*and that is **t a dig.*
There is a special kind of mouthwatering anticipation in k**wing that 1) this movie will surely be pretty bad, and 2) you will be delighted by each of its 87 minutes.*It's a moviegoing can’t-lose: If you're wrong on the first point and the film is surprisingly good, you win! And if you're right, it’s a bigger win, because **t only were you entertained, but you called it!