When most people retire, they buy a boat, go fishing, or just relax. When Kobe Bryant retires, he pulls off Hilarious pranks with Ellen DeGeneres. The basketball star appeared on her talk-show on Wednesday morning, where he gave his first post-retirement interview and also agreed to join her in pranking an unsuspecting aesthetician. Armed with an earpiece, Kobe headed into a dressing room equipped with hidden cameras so that Ellen could feed him ridiculous lines to the woman coming in. Between seeing him sing a little Song About his Sweaty Knees ("sweaty Kobe, okie dokie") and telling the aesthetician that his teammates call him "Sir Sweats-a-lot," it almost makes up for the fact we won't get to see him rule the Staples Center anymore. Check out the whole funny video above!