If you live in New York or one of 320 other naughty cities, you probably already k**w that Santa Claus doesn't exactly fit neatly into his own preferred list
But hey, the man has a stressful job, having to deliver toys and candy to all the good little boys and girls of a seven-billion-strong planet and what-**t. Toss in 364 vacation days a year, and we think anyone might get a little rowdy. The important thing here is to do as Santa says, **t as Santa does.
Of course, there are More productive ways to blow off some steam Than participating in seedy bar crawls and public brawls. We’ve found some Santas who k**w how to properly unwind without losing any of the extremity that makes the jolly man so spontaneous and fun. Read more...