These 24
Santas Are
More Extreme Than You


If you live in New York or one of 320 other naughty cities, you probably already k**w that
Santa Claus doesn't exactly fit neatly into his own
preferred list
But hey, the man has a stressful job, having to deliver toys and candy to all the good little boys and girls of a seven-billion-strong planet and what-**t. Toss in 364 vacation days a year, and we think anyone might get a little rowdy. The important thing here is to do as Santa says,
**t as Santa does.
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Of course, there are
More productive ways to blow off some steam
Than participating in seedy bar crawls and
public brawls. We’ve found some
Santas who k**w how to properly unwind without losing any of the extremity that makes the jolly man so spontaneous and fun.
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