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04-14-2014, 09:15 PM
Hilarious Flight Attendant Makes Air Travel Tolerable
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Relieving the stress of flying often requires more than extra bag of mini-pretzels.
After a long day, a Southwest Airlines attendant on a flight to Salt Lake City incorporated a few one-liners into her usual safety spiel for some much-needed comic relief. You might have heard a few wise*****ing versions of the safety an**uncement before, but we doubt you've heard this many delivered this fast
She invited *****rs to step outside for a puff, apologized for anyone traveling with small children and encouraged passengers to compliment the attendants' good looks. The cabin pressure masks (costing 75 cents for the first minute) should deliver a flow of gin, she added — oxygen. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2014/04/14/funny-flight-attendant/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_medium=feed&utm_source=rss)
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Relieving the stress of flying often requires more than extra bag of mini-pretzels.
After a long day, a Southwest Airlines attendant on a flight to Salt Lake City incorporated a few one-liners into her usual safety spiel for some much-needed comic relief. You might have heard a few wise*****ing versions of the safety an**uncement before, but we doubt you've heard this many delivered this fast
She invited *****rs to step outside for a puff, apologized for anyone traveling with small children and encouraged passengers to compliment the attendants' good looks. The cabin pressure masks (costing 75 cents for the first minute) should deliver a flow of gin, she added — oxygen. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2014/04/14/funny-flight-attendant/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_medium=feed&utm_source=rss)
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