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06-11-2017, 12:15 AM
Crappy puns abound after patrons hit by flying poop at Disneyland
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Eleven adults and six children were struck by flying goose poop at Disneyland on Friday night. Luckily, a Hazmat team quickly came to the rescue — there'd been a report that the victims were struck by human feces, which prompted an emergency response.*
Luckily, the team quickly discovered that wasn't the case. Just goose poop! ** one was harmed.
SEE ALSO: Chill teen shows up to prom in a hearse and casket (http://mashable.com/2017/05/09/teen-prom-hearse-casket-new-jersey/)
@AnaheimFire (https://twitter.com/AnaheimFire) at Disney with reports of guests hit with fecal matter. Approx 20 guests impacted. Appears to be geese that flew over. ** crime
— Anaheim PD (@AnaheimPD) June 10, 2017 (https://twitter.com/AnaheimPD/status/873396853957578752)
Anyway, Twitter came through with just about all the shitty jokes you'd expect. Come on **w, stop holding your **se — you're **t above them, either. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/06/10/geese-poop-on-disney/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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Eleven adults and six children were struck by flying goose poop at Disneyland on Friday night. Luckily, a Hazmat team quickly came to the rescue — there'd been a report that the victims were struck by human feces, which prompted an emergency response.*
Luckily, the team quickly discovered that wasn't the case. Just goose poop! ** one was harmed.
SEE ALSO: Chill teen shows up to prom in a hearse and casket (http://mashable.com/2017/05/09/teen-prom-hearse-casket-new-jersey/)
@AnaheimFire (https://twitter.com/AnaheimFire) at Disney with reports of guests hit with fecal matter. Approx 20 guests impacted. Appears to be geese that flew over. ** crime
— Anaheim PD (@AnaheimPD) June 10, 2017 (https://twitter.com/AnaheimPD/status/873396853957578752)
Anyway, Twitter came through with just about all the shitty jokes you'd expect. Come on **w, stop holding your **se — you're **t above them, either. Read more... (http://mashable.com/2017/06/10/geese-poop-on-disney/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial)
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