Look at this photo he posted to Instagram on Thursday morning! Is the lens warped? Is it Photoshopped? Or is the Nationals right fielder's coif actually taller than the Washington Monument?*
It's like if Johnny Bravo's hairdo met Elvis Presley's hairdo, and they totally got it on. Meanwhile, it's like if Kramer's hairdo met the Lorax's mustache, and they totally got it on.*
Then it's like if the progeny of those two encounters met and — well, you get the point.*