After*Ted Cruz an**unced the suspension of his campaign to a crowd of people crying and yelling "**!" he had the most awkward send-off since Jeb Bush left the race in February.*
Immediately following a loving hug with his wife, Heidi Cruz,*Ted accidentally k**cks her in the **se, and follows it up with a swift elbow to the eye as he goes to give his father Rafael Cruz a hug. A fundamental mistake in the hug-to-hug transition.
In an attempt to right his wrong, Cruz then tries including Heidi in a very awkward group hug. Because there is ** such thing as a **n-awkward group hug. Read more...