Critics are lovingSpider-Man: Homecoming for many reasons, one of which is the highly praised decision to avoid Spidey's tired origin story. You k**w, the same one we've been subjected to in two prior reboots released since 2002.*
In that spirit, we'd like to remind you of the following: Letting a big, ve**mous spider climb up your arm will **t make you Spider-Man. In other words, do **t be like the man in this video, who lets the extremely poiso**us Brazilian Wandering spider scuttle around his wrist like a cartoon monster.
Maybe just go see Spider-Man: Homecoming instead? Read more...