When you become a parent, you start doing and saying Things you Never thought you would, including - but **t limited to - Asking ridiculous questions. The Things you find yourself Asking your Kids may seem like **nsense to everyone else, but as a parent, Asking your child why there's a toy train in the toilet is a perfectly **rmal (daily) inquiry.
Read through for 25 other weirdly funny questions parents ask their children on the regular.
Is this poop or chocolate?
Why is there peanut butter on the back of the couch?
Where did you put that booger?
Why is your foot in your mouth?
Can you say "thank you"?
What did I just say?!
Do you have to do pee-pee?
Did you brush your teeth?
Why are you holding your privates?
Can you please stop talking about private parts at the table?