Esurance got a head start on the annual bacchanal of marketing gimmickry with a commercial an**uncing that it will begin offering "election insurance" for voters who can't stomach the idea of a certain presidential candidate getting keys to the nuclear codes.
Backed by an overblown patriotic soundtrack, brand spokesman John Krasinski intones about the "modern world evolving" as a horrorstruck family learns the election results and promptly packs all of their belongings into a van. Read more...