Trump took to one of his two Facebook pages (while the GOP took to Twitter) to promote a sale on some of his campaign merchandise. Just throw some festive #MAGA swag into your cart, enter the code "SATIRE2017" at checkout and, bam! You've got yourself a bargain on our democracy. (Literally!)*
Because, apparently, the best Black Friday deal this year is the cool 30 percent off POTUS is offering on the American soul.*
Did you know Trump literally wrote the book on great deals?!