In praise of Justin Bieber's eccentric Instagrams
On May 20, 2017, Justin Bieber decided he couldn't suffer in silence anymore. So the pop star posted five stone-faced selfies in rapid succession. Two were grayscale. Some repeated an image with a closer crop. They all had the same message: Bieber's left eye was battling conjunctivitis.*
This is a great sign. You k**w, assuming that Bieber and his ophthalmologist cleared everything up.*
**body likes you when you're 23, but at that cursed age when the infantile dregs of youth start to outwear their welcome, Bieber seems to have *****ed the code of how to live his extraordinary life. Being Bieber is weird, man. There's ** use pretending otherwise. Read more...