Instead, the saying goes, "dragging a dead bearded dragon up a dirt track and also being a huge-arse brown snake." Or something like that.*
Bourke man, Andrew Hull, caught the ve**mous, terrifying creature crossing the road with something in its mouth on Saturday, and decided to start filming.
"So I'm driving up the river road from Wilcannia, composing a poem for Ian Marr, heart full of the bush, the autumn sun, and the wide red road, upon which lay a sizeable brown snake eating a bearded dragon," he said in classic Australian yarn-spinning fashion.* Read more...