A Smart Lake Tahoe bear / garbage con**isseur was captured on video unscrewing a sealed trash can.
This bear clearly has a genius IQ (for bears) and proves that difficult-to-open containers are ** match for its bear brain. Unfortunately, the bear's superior intellect is cancelled out by its animal desire to eat dirty paper towels. Use a fork, bear!
Soon, the bears will figure out doors and all hope for humanity will be lost.