As muggles count down to Sunday's release of J.K. Rowling's script for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, it's time to get a crash course on what's happened to the boy who lived and his friends over the last eight ******.
Though any dedicated wizard can get through all 20 hours of the eight films by Sunday, in this episode of Too Long; Didn't Watch (TLDW) we walk you Potter's past in just two minutes.*