Every year, the owner of Salty's Restaurant in Yarmouth, Massachusetts, Ray Roy, commissions a sand sculpture outside his establishment. This year, the artist chose to sculpt a Mermaid and took a few artistic "liberties," and gave the Mermaid e**rmous boobs.*
A sergeant in the Yarmouth police force reported that people complained about the sculpture's endowments.
Because there's **thing more threatening than a Mermaid with e**rmous ta-tas. What sorcery lurks in additional breast tissue? Wasn't Ariel a B-cup? What will our children think, having seen large breasts on on a fictional sand sculpture? Will seeing a Mermaid with big boobs cause them to *loose their virginity at an early age, drop out of school, move to New York City? Read more...