Isaiah Mustafa, the man who stars in all those hilarious
Old Spice commercials, joined the scores of
celebrities getting in on the Ice Bucket Challenge, but we have to say: we
Didn't see this one coming. We should have k**wn that the Old
Spice guy wouldn't be able to perform the challenge like the rest of us **rmal humans, and he shares the heartbreaking reason why it just can't happen. Of course, there are plenty of
celebrities who haven't done the challenge yet, so we have to give the guy credit for trying. We've got the video above and our favorite quotes below. Enjoy, humans.
1. "Hello, Internet."
2. "Balderdashery!"
3. "You see, my perfectly toned man muscles violently reject cold water."
4. "In the meantime, I plead: continue performing wet body challenges in my stead."
5. "You are all Amazing human creatures to me."
6. "And **w, I challenge Bruce Campbell, every man named John Johnson, and Fabio to dump ice water on their bodies. As I could **t."
7. "Mother-of-pearl!"
أكثر...