George
R.R. Martin Wants to
Kill You for $20,000
A gory death at the hands of
Game of Thrones mastermind
George R.R. Martin can be yours for the one-time price of $20,000. The death will, of course, be of the text-only variety.
The ho**r is reserved for a top-tier donator on
Martin's Prizeo crowdfunding campaign, raising money to support the Wild Spirit Wolf Sanctuary and Food Depot in Martin's adopted hometown of Santa Fé, New Mexico. The winner will choose their character's position in the fictional world (lordling, maester, peasant, whore, etc.) and meet a grisly death that could rival the Red Viper's head-squashing end.
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