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'Mario Kart' Drinking Game? Shell Yeah!



For decades,
Mario Kart has tested friendships with ruthless competition and turtle shells. Despite being "just a game," the truth is that we've all felt a little exaggerated rage over losing first place to a frickin' banana peel.
**w that
Mario Kart 8 has officially released on Wii U, it's time for a**ther dose of borderline unhealthy competition
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To alleviate some of the stress you felt as a kid in the '90s, we decided to spike the game — **, **t like the blue Koopa shell, but with some (responsible) adult fun.
Ready? Here we go!
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