Nintendo
refuses to
answer questions about Mario's sex life
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All
Nintendo ever wanted to do was make fun, wholesome experiences for players of all ages. Instead, fans keep demanding more and more intimate details
about Mario's body and sex habits.*
And it seems like
Nintendo just wishes it would stop.
SEE ALSO:
'Super Mario Odyssey' fans can't stop putting Mario in sexually compromising positions
A
Super Mario Odyssey dev talk video posted Monday with producer Yoshiaki Koizumi shows the poor man uncomfortably dodging explicit
questions about the (literal) seedy underbelly of
Mario's life.
"Why does Mario have nipples, but not a belly button?" is the first one right out the gate.
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