Trump's
Russian income is **t
being mocked at
all. With few exceptions.
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Ah yes,
With few exceptions, all of us are perfect angels, including Donald Trump.*
On Friday morning,
Trump's lawyer released a
statement claiming that Donald
Trump's taxes (which he has **t released) show that he's received **
income of any type from
Russian sources over the past decade. "With few exceptions."
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BREAKING: Trump lawyer: Tax returns from past 10 years show ** "income of any type from Russian sources," With few exceptions.
— The Associated Press (@AP) May 12, 2017
AKA,
With some exceptions, AKA the first statement is **t fully true. AKA if this was geometry your teacher would look at the paper, then up at you, then back at the paper, sigh, and put a big red X on it. But that's
With the high moral standing of 10th grade geometry, **t the presidency.*
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