Kiwi guy
shows you how to
kill a big
‘ol octopus with only your teeth
Ah, so
that’s how you
kill an
octopus with your bare hands.*
Today's tutorial in squirmy, abject horror comes care of a New Zealander called Josh James a.k.a
Kiwi Bushman and he's the real deal. Very Sam Neil in
Hunt for the Wilderpeople.*
He just published a new video to his YouTube channel, which is described as a "mix of random hunting, bushcraft and fishing videos," and um, it's graphic.
Why? He literally bites the brain out of a live octopus. Sorry, but it's true. He went ahead and killed a massive
octopus using **thing but his goddamn teeth.*
While comments on the video vary from adoration to disgust at the needless killing of intelligent life, one thing is certain — Bear Grylls is a little cry baby
with a skinned knee compared to this guy
*
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