Finally, a way to
vote for the
hard-earned emoji you
want and deserve
Those funny little symbols you in**cently share with your friends every day? They mask a totalitarian conspiracy, basically.
The secretive way our
emoji are
reviewed and chosen by the Unicode Consortium, a **n-profit group set up to standardise symbols online (in other words, your standard Illuminati front), is contrary to every democratic value our founding mothers and fathers held dear.*
It is the iron fist of Unicode that has kept the "hang 10"
emoji from you for so long. Break down emoji-by-committee and let the people decide, dammit. Let the proletariat have the pancake
emoji if they
want it. Let them have the little UFO!
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