Bryce
Harper's hair is the
real MVP
Bryce Harper won an ESPY award for "Best
MLB Player"on Wednesday night, but his
hair is the
real MVP here.*
Look at this photo he posted to
Instagram on Thursday morning! Is the lens warped? Is it Photoshopped? Or is the Nationals right fielder's coif actually taller than the Washington Monument?*
It's like if Johnny Bravo's hairdo met Elvis Presley's hairdo, and they totally got it on. Meanwhile, it's like if Kramer's hairdo met the Lorax's mustache, and they totally got it on.*
Then it's like if the progeny of those two encounters met and — well, you get the point.*
But credit where it's due: He's
making baseball fun again.*
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