Robinson
Ca** can't be
stopped by
'defensive shits', according to newspaper
Mariners second baseman
Robinson Ca** is currently
leading the American league in home runs and RBIs. One could say he has a way with the runs (so sorry).
To put it simply, **thing can stop Ca**'s streak right **w; **t pitchers, **t fatigue, **t industrial cleaning agents, **t even
more bowel movements.
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This Washington state
newspaper completely gets what we're saying with their headline, "Defensive
shits haven't
stopped Mariners' Ca**."*
Shits, shifts: at the end of the day, what's the difference? Defenses
can't seem to control the speed, intensity or regularity of Ca**'s offensive power.
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