Hank the
maybe-dead dog and the
conspiracy theory that shook baseball
Hank the dog is very much alive and the same dog he ever was, **t a replacement dog smuggled in under the cover of night and also named
Hank to dupe in**cent fans of both
baseball and dogs.*
That's all true —
if you believe what
MLB's Milwaukee Brewers said in a press conference Friday.*
But: Do you believe what MLB's Milwaukee Brewers said in a press conference Friday?*Or ...*
*Takes bong rip*
*Exhales volumi**us cloud of ******
*Coughs three times*
Or do you believe the truth is more complicated and still out there, lurking somewhere beneath the surface-level corporate lines the sports industrial complex tries to feed you, man?*
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