Afternoon Crumbs
 

That rattling sound you hear is from Gwyneth Paltrow’s jade coochie egg shaking with fear over the threatening news that fellow rich actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is getting into the lifestyle brand business. CZJ already sells opulent home decor shit through QVC, and now she’s expanding her lifestyle brand, Casa Zeta-Jones, by selling vegan shoes. Goopy […]

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