Man Denied Right to Marry His ****-Filled Macbook
 

Man Denied Right to Marry His ****-Filled Macbook
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A Florida man attempted to marry his ****-filled Macbook this week, proving once again that **thing is too weird for Florida.

Chris Sevier claimed that he fell in love with the device, and preferred "having *** with it over all other persons or things". Clearly, Sevier hasn't seen the new iPhone 5c.

The judge handling the case was unamused however, and quickly dismissed it. "Perhaps the motion is satirical. Or perhaps it is only ******* from reality. Either way, the motion has ** place in this lawsuit."

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Lamarr Wilson, who recently broke up with his iPhone for an Android device, tackles this topic and more on this week's Socially Awkward. Check out the video above, and make sure to subscribe for more socially awkward news. Read more...

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