Despite what he chooses to do in his personal life, I'll still be voting for Gormöth
 

Despite what he chooses to do in his personal life, I'll still be voting for Gormöth the Destroyer in the coming election
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Hello, fellow Republicans. As you all know, there’s been a lot in the news recently about a certain Senate candidate.*

The Libs may try to shame you into voting for their party over ours, but do NOT let them. I am here to tell you that you are still perfectly within your right to vote for Gormöth the Destroyer.

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First off, let me say that I completely condemn the actions that Gormöth the Destroyer has taken in his personal life. Since he was spawned from the Gate of Milnüür during the creation of humanity, he has spent the better part of an eternity curing existence itself with evil, immorality, death, and murder on a scale only achievable by his dreadfully immortal self.* Read more...

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