Heed lord Zuckerberg's rules of visitation, lest your tiny village face great peril
 

Heed lord Zuckerberg's rules of visitation, lest your tiny village face great peril
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Hear ye! Hear ye! Be warned: Do **t look upon his visage without proper leave, supplicant!*

Ok, it's **t that bad, but we've just learned that part of Mark Zuckerberg's tour of the unvarnished, down home parts of the American landscape includes a set of very cringey rules, and we must share.*

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The details of Zuckerberg's stealthy **-I'm-totally-**t-electioneering activities were revealed in a Wall Street Journal story on Wednesday.*

First off, if you happen to get word that Zuck is coming to town, you mustn't under any circumstances tell anyone that he's coming. Who k**ws what might happen? Some wild-eyed app developer might show up and try to pitch him. Hey, maybe it's just a security concern, but what this really sounds like is some rock star shit.* Read more...

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