A Senator Actually Compared Health Care to Porcupine *** and We're Scratching Our Hea
 

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As the debate over the Better Care Reconciliation Act continues in Congress, one senator used a bizarre analogy to explain how it was going. Kansas Senator Pat Roberts used porcupine *** to describe that, similar to the animal's mating ritual, it's **t easy to figure out health care. However, the Associated Press talked to a biologist and figured out that porcupines actually don't have a hard time mating.

Senator Roberts explained his porcupine analogy like this to the Associated Press: "Once in Glacier National Park I saw two porcupines making love. I'm assuming they produced smaller porcupines. They produced something. It has to be done carefully. That's what we're doing **w."

Duke University biologist Stuart Pimm countered this "fact" and told the Associated Press that, actually, porcupines have *** figured out. They k**w when to relax their quills and when to get defensive. And similarly, humans also k**w when to act aggressive or peaceful. "We humans are quite capable of arming ourselves with the most ferocious ******ry," Pimm said. "But I don't take my broadaxe to bed with me."

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Needless to say, the internet lost it.

Also, Senator, how do you really k**w those two porcupines were making love and **t just, you k**w, having a good time? WE NEED ANSWERS. https://t.co/VuaraUIjm6

- Carlos Lozada (@CarlosLozadaWP) June 29, 2017

I'm just glad that at long last we're having a national discussion about porcupine ***.

- Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) June 29, 2017

So in short, porcupine *** isn't the best analogy to describe politics - and ** one has been able to confirm whether or **t the porcupines Roberts saw were actually having ***.



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