With great regret I, Laffy the children's party clown, must pull out of my inaugurati
 

With great regret I, Laffy the children's party clown, must pull out of my inauguration performance
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To my most loyal fans, their parents, older siblings and the various friends and family members also on my email list:

It is with great sadness that I, Laffy the ventriloquist party clown, must pull out of my performance at the the inauguration of Donald Trump.

As a children's party clown of the highest order, I viewed the president-elect's offer to headline the event as a chance to perform an act of patriotism. I thought my more than 15 unique balloon animal designs and shoes that are absurdly large — much too large for my feet — would help bridge the divide in this country, but **w I see I was mistaken. Read more...

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