The bittersweet ballad of 'Captain Earthman,' the most beloved beer vendor in basebal
 

The bittersweet ballad of 'Captain Earthman,' the most beloved beer vendor in baseball
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Ever since the Colorado Rockies became a Major League Baseball team in 1993, fans in the left-field bleachers couldn't miss the beer vendor k**wn as "Captain Earthman."*

** way, ** how. **t with his pin-encrusted cap, his purple-dyed beard, his earrings, his cutoff T-shirts, his tagline — "** sissy sippin'" — and his cell phone with the number he'd give out to regular fans to text him for beers on demand.*

**wadays, though, they sure miss Earthman out there in left field.*

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