Budding soccer star Christian Pulisic is America's saving grace
 

Budding soccer star Christian Pulisic is America's saving grace
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Prince has diedZika virus has spread. A megalomaniacal, habitual liar is one presidential election from the nuclear launch codes.

This is a tough year to be American. But all is **t lost, countrymen and women.*

Praise Jesus, we do have Christian Pulisic.

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The hottest young thang in American soccer, at least since Landon Do**van (or maybe ever, while we're at it), is our national saving grace in a year delivered straight from Hades.*

Pulisic can**t be stopped, and he will **t slow down.*

On Wednesday night, Pulisic, who is only 17 years old, made his first start in the Champions League, a tournament for the best clubs from across Europe. Pulisic registered an assist in a 6-0 win for his German club, Borussia Dortmund. That made Pulisic only the fourth American player to get an assist in Champions League play since 2010, according to ESPN stats whiz Paul Carr.* Read more...

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