Potential Second Lady Karen Pence wants you to buy charms for your beach towels
 

Potential Second Lady Karen Pence wants you to buy charms for your beach towels
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Karen Pence, businesswoman and the potential second lady of the United States, wants you to keep track of your towels, dammit.

That's why she founded That's My Towel! Charm, Inc., a company that — ** joke — makes shiny metal charms for you to attach to your beach towels. So you can tell which one is yours. Which beach towel.

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Image: that's my towel! charm, inc.


On the company website, Pence details the horrors of mixing up your beach towel with a**ther beach towel ... or worse, a bath towel.*

"Lo and behold, I would go in the water for a dip or up to the house for a beverage, and when I came back to my towel, it was gone!" she writes.* Read more...


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