The cold hard truth about 'Minions'
 

The cold hard truth about 'Minions'
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The Minions*are pill-shaped devils, born of hate and evil and working to serve the worst villains throughout history.

They're also very cute and say banana in a funny way, so we all have a conflicting relationship with them.

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We break down the truth of the tiny mutant demons in our latest episode of Too Long; Didn't Watch.



The minions are pure darkness — they're behind every act of horror throughout the history of the world.*If the minions were real, we wouldn't chuckle at the sound of their gibberish. We would scream in terror.* Read more...


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