Robinson Ca** can't be stopped by 'defensive shits', according to newspaper
 

Robinson Ca** can't be stopped by 'defensive shits', according to newspaper
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Mariners second baseman Robinson Ca** is currently leading the American league in home runs and RBIs. One could say he has a way with the runs (so sorry).

To put it simply, **thing can stop Ca**'s streak right **w; **t pitchers, **t fatigue, **t industrial cleaning agents, **t even more bowel movements.

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This Washington state newspaper completely gets what we're saying with their headline, "Defensive shits haven't stopped Mariners' Ca**."*


Shits, shifts: at the end of the day, what's the difference? Defenses can't seem to control the speed, intensity or regularity of Ca**'s offensive power. Read more...


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