Unfortunate man bitten on penis by ve**mous spider
 

Unfortunate man bitten on penis by ve**mous spider
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What this port-a-john lacked in toilet paper, it made up for in ve**mous spiders.

A 21-year-old Australian man was hospitalized Wednesday after a redback spider attacked his penis while he was using a portable toilet.

While paramedics were called to the scene, the man somehow managed to transport himself to the hospital despite the poiso**us bite.*

SEE ALSO: This spider from New Zealand has lightning fast jaws


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SYDNEY, NSW - A Redback Spider is pictured at the Australian Reptile Park.

Image: ian waldie/Getty Images


He has **w been released, and is*reportedly in stable condition. **w, we can only hope he has plenty of ice packs and is receiving comforting "sorry about your penis" cards from loved ones. Read more...


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